cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

claphne:

send help

no-wifi:

*morphs into young child so its acceptable to throw tantrums over anything and everything, especially work*

oli-twist:

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

image

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

barack-not-obama:

badgalfaashion:

underplay:

progressmarchon:

I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing. 

fucking insane. mad respect

what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.

What if he screws up drawing the other eye

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
Kurt Cobain (via insanity-and-vanity)

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

thagal:

uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

WASHINGTON REDSKINS

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
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