lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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peekachiu:

when u answer a question in class but the teacher doesn’t hear it and someone else shouts it and gets it right

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unsharedmemories:

do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?

ocurrence:

i wonder how long it’ll take for you to realize i exist 

proudspawnofsatan:

theartofdysfunction:

My cat is Toothless.

omg

wigwams:

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HOOPLA

me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

pizzaforpresident:

let’s bring this back

timetravelgee:

Gerard’s drawing he did for me. I had originally asked if he could draw lemon gerard OR a cat but he was like *draws lemon gerard on a cat*
I got something much better
🐱🍋

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